Table Manners Teacher Mugs

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The last doggy bag."

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

'Don't chew your food.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Gesundheit!"

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

Break Bread, Not Wind.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"People come to the park to relax. If you want to run wild yelling your head off, wait until we're at a nice restaurant."