Table Manners Expert Mugs

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

"Pass the sea salt, please."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

"The last doggy bag."

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

'Don't chew your food.'

"Are you gentlemen ready to eat or would you like to bat your food around awhile?"

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

'It's rude to stretch across the table. Haven't you got a tongue?'

'Have you been eating right?'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"Not at the table."

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Gesundheit!"

Break Bread, Not Wind.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"