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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Italian Pasta Moms...

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For Heaven's sake Son, you're embarassing me! This is a feeding frenzy!'

"The last doggy bag."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Neat Nick!": Tidiest cowboy in the west

'Don't chew your food.'

'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Oh no! Didn't you bring your phone?"

"Secondhard carbs"

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

"How do you tell the Son of God He's got spinach in his teeth?"

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

'Do you think FOR ONCE you can chew with your mouth OPEN!'

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

'Quick, table two have both for their mouths full, ask them how their meal is.'

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"Soup should be seen and not heard!"

'We may be spoiling him but you'll have to admit it's cute.'

Break Bread, Not Wind.

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

I don't care who you are - if you didn't reserve the round table. I'll have to seat you in a booth.

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

"Gesundheit!"