Mobile Manners Maven Mugs

Newly Proposed Phone Regulations.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Textin’"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Ice skater

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.