Mobility Maven Mugs

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

Running in please pass

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Wheelchair Puncture.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Ice skater

"Textin’"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'