Motoring Maven Mugs

Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Drool Marks

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Ice skater

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"Textin’"

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Trade Show Sherpas

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof