Table Location Enthusiast Mugs

"You think your table location is bad? - Ours is in there!"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

An infinity pool table

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"Oh, honey! The "Chef's Table!?!" I'm impressed!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'All dogs have four legs. All tables have four legs. All dogs are tables."

'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Wedding Place-Setting Guide

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

Mind your manners and use a rounded tip knife instead.

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"And remember, the phone goes to the left of the entree fork."

"Don't blow your nose on your napkin."

"Should we start without him?"

"Stop complaining you only lost your chips and shirt!"

"Since he retired I like to keep in handy around the house."

'I wish somebody would invent the TABLE!'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

'It was a complete surprise when the table-setting police arrived. I had no idea I was doing it wrong.'

Long table, long baby table.

'You ate the centerpiece, clodpate.'

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Place Settings for the Elderly