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"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

The Mouse Princess

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Cats on Board.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'