Tabby Supporter T-Shirts

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Bear Costume

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'My opponent hates cats.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

"Guess who?"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

Dalai Lama.

Springtime on Maple Drive...

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'He's definitely not a top flite.'