Tabby Supporter T-Shirts

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Bear Costume

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

About this dependant of yours...

Oh, for the love of all the is holy, Dr. Kapuchnik, not those ridiculous role-playing teddy bears again! These bears are stuffed, Al, not deaf.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"It's a trap, Gary! Run!"

All the best

"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

Dalai Lama.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

Springtime on Maple Drive...