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"Too many tabs open."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"First day back at work. Don't forget to get some office stationery."

Festive squad

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Meower...Mate...Model...Muse.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"

Man emerges from baby changing room, having changed his baby for a crate of beer.

The three laws pf pen-o-dynamics

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Fined Dining

This isn't the magic top hat, either – I told you we were lost.

"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."

Cat/devil...

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"That's Terry. Terry once crapped all over Kensington Gardens."

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

"And WHO let those $10 in ExtraBucks die?"

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"Nine out of ten cats have never agreed on anything."

'Do you have specials terms for students?'

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"

"I hate going to the grocery store, so I bought a refrigerator that holds enough food for a year."

"I've saved every tooth I ever lost...and someday I'm gonna have them all put back in!"