T-shirt Phrase Collector Pillows

"Carpe pizza"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

I'm With Stooped

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"God help us, it's that guy."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

The next big thing

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'