T-shirt Phrase Collector Pillows

"Carpe pizza"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"God help us, it's that guy."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The next big thing

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy