T-ball Gifts

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

Great British Eccentrics.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

I love Basketball.

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?

Wilfried Zaha

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

Empty Dress

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Nothing like the sound of leather on wood, eh? Eh?'

'Am I bald?'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

Birds cue ball escape.

Believe in Yourself

Masked Ball 2020

Spring ballpark errors.

"On our corporate chain of command, he's the missing link."

'Reaching in! Deliberate smearing of lipstick!'

Red and Yellow dress

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

Masked intruder

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

"You can always tell which guys aren't trapped in long-term contracts."

"Welcome welcome. Through these gates awais a paradise where the ball of string has no end and EVERYONE catches the red dot."

"There's always a prima donna."

'You're kidding right? All these years I've thought the whole point of playing ball is to see who pops it first...'

'That storm in Denver It's confirmed, Volleyballs, What's that ,,, Yes, yes, We're certain -- the size of volleyballs,'

Xing.