System Sacrificer Gifts

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Capitalism

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

What If?

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"Who'd have thought a crease in the plans would result in an award for outstanding architecture?"

At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Exploding Piggy Bank

"Here, I'll call the credit department for you...you might wanna push 'seven' on here."

"Sorry about the chairs, dear, but I'm desperate for wood chips!"

The System is a Punishment for a Past Life

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Police Complaints Authority

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

"I thought you were supposed to be user-friendly!"

'I think I can beat the system by never getting a job in the first place and retiring by the age of eight.'

"What? Dozens of refugees have drowned again? We really need an upper limit!"

'We've a problem family at number 38, they all work, they're debt free, have no drug problems and appear to be happy.'

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."