System Lockout Legend Gifts

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Fighting Covid

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Lockdown Brain

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

The Fuse

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Staycation Photos

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Plan B

Like wine in a glass, these are the days of our quarantine

You finished Netflix

"Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's not off to work we go!!"

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

2020 season

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

Children Of The Coronavirus

Apple Picking 2020

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'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"