Lockdown Resolver Gifts

"I got toilet paper in the form of a brown paper bag."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

The new normal

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

COVID Road Map

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

"I'm always impressed by these matrimonial agreements, as my wife and I have never agreed on a thing."

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Lockdown

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Suees and Sueers

Pandemic playhouse.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"I'm starting my diet today."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

Working from home.

'We found a way to settle out of court, your honor. He beat the crap out of me.'

"It feels like God has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done."

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"If you're going to take up parkour during lockdown, at least clean your shoes."

"Sheltering in place has lowered my resistance."

COVID Clock

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"How's 'The Great Lockdown Novel' coming along?"

"I finished counting the blades of grass, now what?"

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

The joys of daylight saving

Bored With Corona

Self-Isolation Insight

"At least we have our health"

Winter Sports Ban