System Critique Enthusiast Pillows

Judge as bomb...injustice.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Filling the Missile Gap

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Oh, the armor is state of the art

The Real Russian history

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

Capitalism

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Freedom Puppet

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

Ezra Pound

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

The boss said he could never replace me with a computer? That's right --- because computers sometimes experience power surges.

Editor