Automation Critic Pillows

'I don't know exactly why, Harold, but I just don't trust those guys.'

"You may be a robot, but there's no need to speak to me as if I'm one."

"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."

The boss said he could never replace me with a computer? That's right --- because computers sometimes experience power surges.

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"AI chat bot"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Modern Life Blues

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Social media and censorship...

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