Automation Critic Pillows

"If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign."

Replaced by an App.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Employee of the Month

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"Robots can't take away your job, Khanna. No one knows what you do."