Automation Advocates Pillows

"I'm sorry Henderson, your department has been eliminated cause of this new app!"

Acne Automation Works Outing

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

AI Safety Officer

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

"Why is it every time I need to go somewhere, the driverless car is taking itself for a spin?"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Congratulations Strike Over!

Employee of the Month

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

People and robots

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"The robots are coming for our leisure."