Synthesizers T-Shirts

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

New music conference

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

A woman playing a keyboard

French horn.

Music producers.

George Martin

The Work-from-Home-Polka

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

No Instruments Please

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

Musical Bicycle.

Bird plucking a cello

Heart-shaped guitar

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

''Big Society'...paradigm shift blah! Blah! Community spirit, neighbourhood cohesion, blah! Blah! Social inputs, perceptual platforms blah! Blah!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'I find the ultrasonic whistle musically limiting, so I've invented an ultrasonic flute...'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

The Invention of Bagpipes

Renaissace Music Lovers

'Franklin, you need to put more life into your presentations.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Musicians.

My other viola is a Stradivari.

Boom Box

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Now you've done it!"

Yehudi Menuhin.