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Will Self does karaoke

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Good Luck!

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Desert Dermatologist

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

On board the MS Hepatology

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Orthopaedist

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

An allergist sneezing

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'Just a doctor! I thought you were a specialist!'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

Communication

Trust Your Doctor

Waiting staff