Syndrome Scrutinizer Pillows

GP motto 'If in doubt call it a syndrome'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'There's a lot we don't know about horizontal TV syndrome.'

Bar None

'Hey, there's a spot - pull in there!'

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'

Gonzo Marketing - batteries not included in batteries.

'The danger of similar packaging.'

Bring down the Airlines.

Are we what we eat and what do we actually eat?

Smoking Gun

"She's famous in here for having 5 conditions, 3 syndromes, and a decease named after her."

'One four ounce serving supplies minimum daily requirement of butylated hydroxyanisole...'

"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."

"I wouldn't spend too long reading it - the first payment's almost due."

'Could you give me details of where I can find the nearest Post Office.'

'I don't like changing my habits. That's why I'll have what I already know I don't like.'