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"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Trump Overload

'Are we us or them?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I'm sorry, but refusing to use an Oxford comma isn't really grounds for divorce."

"It's just the boss building consensus."

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"We could start a band."

"Managing positive change is difficult when most of the team are happy doing things the wrong way."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

"I'd like to start today with a game of Duck, Duck, Blame."

Writer's energy

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

"My brain could kick her brain's butt."

A Very Good Idea

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'

Group Think vs. Crowd Source.

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

Wordplay

"Right, I'd like to open my ideas up to criticism from anybody who would like to lose their jobs."

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

"Holy smokes! Bill will be out sick for two months! How will we ever replace him?"

"I think Gukor just got an idea!"

"Of course the spark is gone. You have Low T and I'm menopausal."

'This one is for fighting in the front lines of the international spin wars!'

Conductor Venn Diagram

'Sure, they may be our best sales team, but what a bunch of prima donnas! The minute they think someone is trespassing on their turf, it's 'circle-the-cubicles' time!'

'I've tried every weight-loss product on the market. Then one day, I chucked them all and bought this shirt.'