Comic Spark Pillows

'I've tried every weight-loss product on the market. Then one day, I chucked them all and bought this shirt.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Trump Overload

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Jokes machine.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"We could start a band."

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

Writer's energy

A Very Good Idea

Mic drop

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'