Comic Genius Pillows

"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'As you can clearly see our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter...'

Jokes machine.

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Mic drop

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Shampoo.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Artist and Musician

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."