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"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Disco Bunny.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Golden age of music

Edward Elgar.

Maestro

You just keep giving.

Maurice Ravel.

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hallelujah!

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Leonard Bernstein

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

'Be seated. I like to find out if my new employees have synergy.'

Bass Clef

Aleksandr Glazunov

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

True, I've seen plenty of padded resumes, but very few bejeweled resumes.

Franz Schubert

Jean Sibelius.

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

The Triangle

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Bernard Rands Caricature.