Synagogue Surfer Pillows

Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".

Moses on the web

"We missed you at church Sunday."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Sex Section in the Library

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Gracebook.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Moving Van.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

If you see something, buy something.

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

'Click on the icon.'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!

'You think he's good now...you should see him when he's sober!'

Quartet on surfboards

Surfing octopus.

Dating for seniors - Instagran

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

The Underground Police

"Now imagine how good that would look completely sweated through on the twenty-third street subway platform."

"I told you it was too soon to ride the subway."

Skullcap Area and Hard Hat Area.