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"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

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'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

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"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

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Decapitated coffee.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Pub Kendo.

'Mother will catch you!'

'It's a good building contract legally, but your jargon's weak.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

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