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"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Epic Battles

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

Scheduel.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

Battle.

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'