Swivelling T-Shirts

I love swivelling on my chair.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Turn, turn and turn.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"This never happened."

Swinging

Pasta

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

Curtsey

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Thursday is the new Friday

"It must be still charging."

Switchback Playground.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"This is where I come to unwind."

Headphone swing

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'Higher!'

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'It was probably the curds and whey that really frightened Miss Muffet away.'

"Period of compete oscillation of pendulum..."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

King of the Swingers.

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

Swings Doctor

'There must be more to life than this.'