Switcheroo Smokers Gifts

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'Smells good. What is it?'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

'Smoking or non smoking.' 'Huge cigar and smoke.'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

I smoked for thirty years but I've given it up....

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"I'm trying to quit Twitter."

Smoking hookah pipe outside Lebanese restaurant.

Carrot sign growing in ground

Rap Dancing Snake: 'Recently she only dances to Lawrence Welk's Polak Music.'

'I have to wear this stuff - my Mom has a cold.'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'I told him smoking would stunt his growth.'

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

Smoking as a time bomb.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

"'Grandad, why do you smoke?' Grandad coughs, and answers, 'I find it relaxing.'"

"All this trouble, just to light a cigarette..."

Man emphasizing that he has quit

Smoking

'You have time for a smoke break?'

Man finds a football kit in his bag rather than his dinner clothes.