Musical Switcheroo Specialist Gifts

Rap Dancing Snake: 'Recently she only dances to Lawrence Welk's Polak Music.'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

Piano Bar

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"You're dragging the beat."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I had writer's block for a decade and couldn't make any progress on my novel. The creative process was at a standstill, although there was some consolation in churning out three Grammy winning jazz albums."

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'George...George! Have you seen the fly-spray anywhere?'

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

One man band

"When the heck does this story start? Oh, wait—this is a cookbook."

'I have to wear this stuff - my Mom has a cold.'

Carrot sign growing in ground

"Hand me a number eight iron."

Bug Contemporary Music

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

Man finds a football kit in his bag rather than his dinner clothes.