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Swiss Army Hook.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

William Tell's Other Four Children

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Army Man Playset 2020

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

First Stealth Aircraft.

Really big bang

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'It's a military tattoo!'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'