Swiss Army Aficionados Mugs

Swiss Army Hook.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Michael Caine

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

William Tell's Other Four Children

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Army Man Playset 2020

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

First Stealth Aircraft.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Really big bang

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'