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Golf - Putting green.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

Stone henge swing.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Adding people with a background in music has made the team better. The new hitting coach is just like clarinet player Benny Goodman. Benny Goodman was "The King of Swing"! Nobody is better with that instrument than this guy. That's why he's playing first bass! The rock star with bat cleanup for the team. He'll have some big hits this year! And the opera singer will be the new ace on the mound. Thanks to the perfect pitch!

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Cab Calloway Swings

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'