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It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Swinging

"This never happened."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Fun (circa 1955)

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Orchestra conductor

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Music Hall Dancers

A Cow Striptease

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Mood Swings.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'Where's my horse?'

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Stone henge swing.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."