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At the golf detox clinic.

Where golfers come from.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'This is one tough golf hole!'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

"This never happened."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Not that slowly back...'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Office Park

Swing

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Where's my horse?'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Automatic swing machine

A bride and a groom on a swing