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Swing State

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Walkers

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Urban spring.

'Due to company cutbacks, you won't be getting that raise. However, to earn extra money, I can hire you to wash my corporate jet.'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

Spring

Winter Coat

"Don't even think about it."

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"You know kids love boundaries, Dad."