Swimming Pun Aficionado Gifts

This fly is doing the backstroke

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Sailor in Car.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Motorherd

"1-1"

Bangers and Mash

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Litterary Dogs.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Shell Fire

Better Not Squash.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Beam Me Up Spotty

Afraid of change - leave it here.