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"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

'Anybody who has a life, gets more work.'

Scene on the English coast.

Shark Chum

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Fish Farm.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

How Lawyers Evolved.

'Well, I'm glad you two share a sense of humor.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

No petting in the pool!

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I'm a Pisces.'

Tentacle attacking diver.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted. At least that's my insight.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

'Ha! Fake out!'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Oddly familiar formation.

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'