Sweeteners Pillows

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

A heart shaped cake

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Are you made of sugar?'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Tension filled the tent.

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Harsh Mellows.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Cake Free Zone

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Bumble Bee

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!