Sweets Maker Pillows

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Are you made of sugar?'

A heart shaped cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Cake Free Zone

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Harsh Mellows.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Vegetarian Birds

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Thou Shalt Not!

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"