Sweets Pillows

Senior Mints

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

Cake!

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

Candies and diet pills

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

Piñata police line-up.

"The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention custom peppermint windows?"

"What filling would you like?" "Chocolate please."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'Have you got any of that white stuff?'

'I'm not allowed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Lollipop Man.

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'

"I told you not to go near nannies cat with that lollipop"

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.