Sweets Pillows

Senior Mints

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

Cake!

'Here is the mood elevating medication that your doctor prescribed. The less costly generic version is called chocolate.'

Candies and diet pills

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'I was able to neutralize the stress hormone using chocolate.'

"The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention custom peppermint windows?"

"What filling would you like?" "Chocolate please."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Can I substitute saltwater taffy for the five servings of seafood?"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'I'm not allowed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

'Have you got any of that white stuff?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Toblerone - Toblertwo.

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'

Lollipop Man.

'Sometimes you just need to heal your soul - that's why God made chocolate.'

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

"I told you not to go near nannies cat with that lollipop"

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

'Go on, I'm sure Master won't mind if you eat the Baby's birthday cake...'

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS