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Another day in the Splenda mines

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Are you made of sugar?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

A heart shaped cake

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Tension filled the tent.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Cake Free Zone

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Bumble Bee

"Let's just go in and see what happens."