Sweet Tooth Titans Mugs

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Plum jam...

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Dogs and Cake

American Pastry

Bake-a-thon.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

"You're losing your everything."

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Ferrero Rocker

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'