Sweet Tooth Titans Prints

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Plum jam...

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

American Pastry

Bake-a-thon.

Dogs and Cake

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'Bon Bons Away!'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"You're losing your everything."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Ferrero Rocker

Dessert Storm Veteran

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.