Sweet Tooth Scribe T-Shirts

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

Cake Free Zone

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Another day in the Splenda mines

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Cookie Surveillance

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

Doughnut Criminals

Dogs and Cake

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Cake Writer's Block

Dieting is for losers.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"You're losing your everything."

Piñata police line-up.

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'