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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Bryan Ferry

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Dialogue

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

The Language of Love

'Is that you, Take That?'

Cake Writer's Block

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"They're both in telemarketing."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

Doomed Food Group

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

Detox meets Botox.