Sweet Talkers Prints

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Bryan Ferry

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Dialogue

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'May I have the key to your heart?'

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Correct me if I'm wrong.' (Everyone holds their hand up).

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'Is that you, Take That?'

The Language of Love

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

Cake Writer's Block

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"They're both in telemarketing."

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that? Many times. How would you like to be the "after" image in my new ad touting the health benefits of our new nonfat kale macchiato. Let me guess: You'd also like an old picture of me where I was weak and puny, so you can claim that's the "before" picture. Don't worry, I've got that part covered. Something about you looked different today, Rudy. Would you like fries with that observation?

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Doomed Food Group

'For the last time: no, you could not interest me in a cold fusion experiment!'

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

'You're lucky she didn't press charges. Never touch a woman eating ice cream.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'