Sweat Equity Investor Mugs

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

Nervous Oral Testing

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

Weightlifting.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

'You're exactly the type of investor we're looking for.'

Locker room: the scent.

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

Enough said.

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

Investments: Welcome Vegans! As about our '100% Plant-Based Commodities Fund.'

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

"I believe genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% perspiration."

Tennis winner.

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.

"You're drinking my flop sweat."

Exhausted

'Have you won a major sporting tournament or are you just feeling sweaty?'