Sweat Squad Member Mugs

"You're drinking my flop sweat."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nervous Oral Testing

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

The hostage rescue team

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"You can do it!"

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"The DNA does not lie Mrs Miggins...or should I call you Don Escobar Bolivian drugs czar?"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Weightlifting.

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Crisis at the health club.

Nerd night out.

"It's been a great year except for me not getting any respect for my personal 'dressing for comfort' choice."

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Meet Mister Printer!

SWAT Police Chase